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85 Realtor Jokes & Puns That Are Much Funnier Than Real

2 hours ago The Funniest Realtor Puns. Enlisted below are some of the best real estate puns and open house puns! 1. Graveyards want to leave the real estate business. After all, cemeteries are a dying industry. 2. I have a friend who is stout. When he joined realtor services, he was assigned to the division of short sales. 3.

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The 53+ Best Real Estate Jokes ↑UPJOKE↑

6 hours ago Real Estate Jokes. An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take some of his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his real estate agent to his bedside. “Here’s $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."

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79 Hilarious Real Estate Jokes, Puns, & Pick Up Lines

9 hours ago Either way, here are some fresh new real estate jokes for every agent out there: 1. It’s Free Real Estate. If you’ve ever Googled “free real estate” and scratched your head at all the bizarre results, then congratulations. You’ve been exposed to the weird world of Tim and Eric. The humor here isn’t for everyone, in fact some of you

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Jokes About Real Estate Agents

Just Now Real Estate Jokes “I’m no photographer, but I can picture you in this house.” Why was the real estate agent so excited that he completed a jigsaw puzzle in only 9 weeks? Because on the box it said 8-12 Years. The price of real estate in my neighbourhood has become so expensive only cats can afford it.

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43 Realtor jokes ideas real estate humor, real estate

Just Now Sep 30, 2013 - Explore Dottie Cordwell's board "Realtor jokes", followed by 1,767 people on Pinterest. See more ideas about real estate humor, real estate fun, realtor humor.

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Hilarious Real Estate Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

1 hours ago After all, he is the world’s best theft detective. If there’s one thing he does best , it’s that he Sherlocks Holmes. real estate joke what kind of house does chuck norris own? >! a roundhouse !<. I want to be a horticulturalist and a real estate agent. That way I …

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Realtor and Real Estate Jokes Humor About Selling Homes!

4 hours ago A: The accountant knows he is boring. Q: Why was the real estate agent so excited that he completed a jigsaw puzzle in only 9 weeks? A: Because on the box it said 8-12 Years. Q: What's the difference between the male sperm and an real estate agent? A: The sperm has a 1 in 250,000 chance of becoming human.

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13 Appraising Real Estate Humor ideas real estate

1 hours ago Feb 21, 2020 - http://lightersideofrealestate.com/category/real-estate-humor. See more ideas about real estate humor, humor, real estate.

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105 Real Estate Memes Realtors Can’t Stop Sharing The Close

9 hours ago Looking for some spicy real estate memes to share with your coworkers and clients? You’re in luck. We locked our crack team of real estate comedy writers into the basement for another week and told them they couldn’t leave until they came back with these 105 hilarious memes. In this update, we worked with the […]

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The Estate Agent Jokes Thread House prices and the

3 hours ago An estate agent parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off. More than a little distraught, the estate agent grabs his mobile and calls the police.

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Help! I need real estate jokes! : realtors

Just Now Ugh, they have probably heard most real estate jokes, and some won't like to feel like their job is being criticized. You should go for something that agents want to poke fun of instead: lenders, unrealistic buyers, sellers who expect a million bucks for a shoebox, appraisers, houses, decorators, etc.

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Real Estate Jokes Mortgage Jokes

2 hours ago The real estate agent says: "You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that when the wife thinks you're with the mistress and the mistress thinks you're with your wife -- you can go and sell some homes. Credit Union. Two real estate agents go to their credit union on their lunch break, when armed robbers burst in.

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Funny Real Estate Agent Jokes

8 hours ago The Estate Agent Jokes Thread House prices and the . The Housepricecrash.co.uk Show details . 3 hours ago An estate agent parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off.

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8 hours ago Real Estate Jokes “I’m no photographer, but I can picture you in this house.” Why was the real estate agent so excited that he completed a jigsaw puzzle in only 9 weeks? Because on the box it said 8-12 Years. “The price we set will either sell your home or …

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Humorous real estate tales that you just can't make up

1 hours ago Call it scoping out the competition or call it being nosy, but I am always interested in hearing about people’s experiences with other realtors. This weekend I got an earful! An out of …

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21 of the best sales jokes ever ThinkAdvisor

2 hours ago 2. The insulted salesman. A young salesman, after just two days at the job, walks into the sales manager’s office, who has had over 25 years of selling experience, starting from the bottom and

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Funnies and Jokes for Property Professionals

9 hours ago I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”. The man below says: “You’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field between 40 and 41 degrees latitude and 120 and 124 degrees west longitude.”. “You must be an architect,” says the balloonist. “I am,” comes the reply.

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Real Estate Humor, Real Estate Jokes, Speaker Humor

6 hours ago Real Estate Humor From Tom Antion & Associates. FREE SUBSCRIPTION TO: GREAT SPEAKING is the Electronic Magazine for Presentations Skills Tips, Speaking 4 Money, Speaking Business Referrals, Speaker Marketing, Speaker Humor, Training, and other Public Speaking related Features.

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4 hours ago May 21, 2013 - Explore Sandy Ebert's board "Real Estate jokes" on Pinterest. See more ideas about real estate humor, real estate, real estate memes.

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6 hours ago Real Estate Cartoon 2 of 25. Share Image. Facebook Twitter Email. Add to Favorites. Also available as: Download Options Gift Options. Search ID: CC121842. Cartoonist: Alex Gregory. Uploaded: 09/28/2018.

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Quick Jokes for the Real Estate and Mortgage Professionals

8 hours ago Realtor sign--We have "lots" to be thankful for. Realtor: first you folks tell me what you can afford, then we'll have a good laugh and go on from there. The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one. There is no longer a need for the neutron bomb.

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Real Estate Jokes Homes for Sale & Rent by Point2

7 hours ago Get ready for a chuckle when you read through our collection of real estate jokes. Feel free to share and repost on your social media channels or agent websites – one good laugh deserves another! (And don’t forget to take these with a grain of salt.) In health and humor, Your friends at Point2. Q: Why didn’t the hipster real estate agent

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Libs housing policy and 1001 other hilarious jokes

Just Now Purchase Price: $850,000 - $900,000 Down Payment: 20% Amortization Period: 30 Years Area: Markham, Richmond Hill, Vaughan, maybe North York These are the best mortgage choices I was offered (from TD, but through a broker): Variable - 1.25% with $5000 Cash Back. OR. Fixed - 1.99% with $3000 Cash Back. The agent said Variable kind of makes more sense right now …

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Top Real Estate Agent Jokes Life of a Real Estate Agent

1 hours ago Life of a Real Estate Agent – If Only This Was True February 17, 2012 By Daily Properties, Real Estate & Mortgage News Editors 4 Comments Don’t we all hang out at Starbucks surfing Facebook and Google Plus, telling our families we are pulling listing and comps for …

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Best Real Estate Jokes

8 hours ago The price of real estate in my neighbourhoo d has become so expensive only cats can afford it-----"Meh, that realtor doesn't look so strong. I bet I can take him in a fight!" Real estate jokes (26) Letters'n'­numbers puns (50) Short riddles (28) Nonsense riddles (64) Science jokes (48) Computer jokes (44) Sh*t nobody says (38)

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FUNNY One line real estate jokes.

5 hours ago FUNNY- One line real estate jokes. By Carol Swain. Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Real Estate RS151669. August 27, 2008 10:01 PM. If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbor cut the grass. Houses today don't have enough closet space. Sure they do. They're just called guest bedrooms.

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Real Estate Jokes Realty Humor Selling Homes 123

Just Now Real Estate Jokes . Some online real estate jokes to help cheer you up while waiting for your escrow to close! [googleplusauthor] Jokes and Real Estate Humor – 50 Things You Can Learn from the Movies..cuz in the movies… 1. All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555. 2. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth. 3.

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Real Estate Agent Jokes

3 hours ago Real Estate Agent Jokes Humor - homeszz.com. Houses (4 days ago) Real Estate Jokes - 25 of Our Favorites - REthority. Real Estate Details: The Devil appears to a real estate agent one day and says to him, “Listen, I can make you richer, more famous, and more successful than any other real estate agent in the world. In fact, I can make you the greatest agent that ever …

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8 hours ago Search NY real estate at realtor.com®. View property details of the 94261 homes for sale in New York.

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Top 50 Real Estate Memes of all time inboundREM Real

3 hours ago 1. To all those DIYers. [30] Real Estate Memes – I Too Like to Live Dangerously. Real Estate Marketing Tip Number Four: Create memes that suit your personality. 10. How I feel when my friends ask me to do something on the weekend. [31] Real Estate Memes – We’re Realtors, Robin! 9.

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YOUR BEST REAL ESTATE JOKE SHARE A LAUGH FOR A MOMENT

9 hours ago Share your favorite real estate / economics / finance jokes, so we can a minute from our deal-making to put a smile on our faces..BROKER JOKE. NO OFFEShare your favorite real estate / economics / finance jokes, so we can a minute from our deal-making to put a smile on our faces..BROKER JOKE. NO OFFE

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Best prices Best Jokes and Puns

8 hours ago A collection of best prices jokes and best prices puns. Enjoy these hilarious and funny best prices jokes. We've collected the best of best prices jokes and puns just for you. Due to lack of real estate options in their city, they all set up shop next door to each other. In order to convince customers to come to their store rather than one

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Real Estate Cartoons Glasbergen Cartoon Service

8 hours ago Real Estate Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen. My real estate cartoons are available at budget-friendly rates to use in PowerPoint presentations, real estate brochures, real estate advertising, real estate listings, real estate sales meetings, real estate newsletters, sales training, real estate seminars, cartoons for mortgage brokers, any kind of print or electronic media.

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'Buyers are liars': 50 real estate oneliners to motivate

6 hours ago Sourced from Inman’s social following and the real estate Facebook group Lead Gen Scripts and Objections, here are 50 one-liners that real estate pros can use to impress or motivate clients. 1

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Funny Real Estate Agent Joke! Funny Jokes!

9 hours ago Real Estate Agent Jokes To Go! NEW! Mobile Real Estate Agent Jokes! Funny Jokester works great on smart phones and tablets! Use the Share Buttons and have friends chuckle at school, the office, birthday parties or just goof around and share a laugh!

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48 Property Humour & Jokes ideas real estate humor

4 hours ago Feb 8, 2019 - Explore Edwards Estate Agents's board "Property Humour & Jokes" on Pinterest. See more ideas about real estate humor, realtor humor, real estate fun.

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Monday Madness Realtor Jokes Redfin

8 hours ago Realtors just don’t get no respect. No really. Think about the professionals you know: doctors, lawyers, scientists, college professors, politicians… Create in your mind a hierarchy of professional people. Now, where do the realtors end up? Sure, the scientists and computer engineers are ignored by normal people, but that’s the way they want it. And …

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20 Funniest Moments Realtors Ever Had — Awkward Open House

Just Now Bill Samuel, a residential real estate investor and real estate broker in Illinois. Jacquetta T. Ragland, a licensed real estate agent in North Carolina and owner of Young and Finance. Ali Wenzke

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Real Estate Quotes BrainyQuote

3 hours ago The most valuable real estate in the world lies between the president's ears. Matt Gaetz. Real estate is my life. It is my day job, if you will. But it consumes my nights and weekends, too. Ivanka Trump. In real estate, you make 10% of your money because you're a genius and 90% because you catch a great wave.

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Money Jokes: Bank Jokes and Money Puns Reader's Digest

1 hours ago These money jokes and money puns will make you feel rich. If we had a dollar for every time we made someone laugh, we’d make it rain with these money jokes. I went to …

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Funny Dad Jokes! Real Estate Edition YouTube

3 hours ago Funny Dad Jokes for Real Estate! This Dad tells jokes to his son and makes him laugh, along with telling jokes about real estate.Did you hear the joke about

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This might be the funniest real estate listing we've ever read

Just Now This might be the funniest real estate listing we've ever read. A Travel Guide to Birmingham, Alabama. We've seen eloquently written real estate listings for …

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Humor for appraisers Appraisal Today

3 hours ago To keep up on what is happening in appraisal businesses, mortgage lending, USPAP, etc. , Plus humor and strange homes, sign up for my FREE weekly appraisal email newsletter, sent since June 1994.Go to Home on the left side of the menu at the top of this page or go to www.appraisaltoday.com Sign up in the Big Yellow Boxes

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Are there any good jokes about real estate?

Either way, here are some fresh new real estate jokes for every agent out there: 1. It’s Free Real Estate If you’ve ever Googled “free real estate” and scratched your head at all the bizarre results, then congratulations. You’ve been exposed to the weird world of Tim and Eric.

What are some good puns about real estate?

Enlisted below are some of the best real estate puns and open house puns! 1. Graveyards want to leave the real estate business. After all, cemeteries are a dying industry. 2. I have a friend who is stout. When he joined realtor services, he was assigned to the division of short sales.

What are the best real estate marketing memes?

1. To all those DIYers. Real Estate Marketing Tip Number Four: Create memes that suit your personality. 10. How I feel when my friends ask me to do something on the weekend. [31] Real Estate Memes – We’re Realtors, Robin! 9. Sold! 8 . My Facebook Status.

What's the most awkward moment for a realtor?

“The most awkward moments I have encountered personally and heard of from my colleagues all involve a client going to the bathroom during the showing,” says Bill Samuel, a residential real estate investor and real estate broker in Illinois. “While each story started in the bathroom, the embarrassing end result has had a few different results.

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